Banana language (2)

ME: "You got sick because you did not do your laundry, allowing the bacteria to ... (rants) "

"And you don't eat fruits." 

MAN: "What?!"

ME: "I say you never take fruits in your diet!"

MAN: "I take vege" 

ME: "hah, yeah." (sarcastic+disbelief+maybeit'strue?+ithinkit'scool) 

MAN: "I take it during lunch, when working" 

ME: "oh.......okay then... " (fine, with a fullstop)

MAN: "Hah! I take tomato sauce! And tomatoes are fruits!"

ME: "...."
ME: "...."
ME: "...."

signing off.

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