My Worst Experience with Tit-dah (TCM Chiropractor)

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There's are good days and bad days.

Apparently, I have this lucky day that I've sprained my toe, lucky because I can still walk. 
The idea of getting sprained legs twice in a day is crazy. I did that and I am here, again. But this time with my little toe.

I think to myself:  "I can still walk."

translation: I will just procrastinate thinking miraculously it would heal on its own. But looks like life can be tough sometimes, because my toe just doesn't heal as expected. And I started to feel that there's a need to get it healed (at last) by a chiropractor. 

For first time in my life, I went to a chiropractor without my mom by me. And here's where my story starts. Leon was with me the whole session and he wanted to get his backache go away as well. 
So I pushed Leon to try it out for me first. #laughs #whygflikethis

Then the chiropractor starts talking to ease the silence, which I actually love. Start with asking our jobs, then where we stay, then how we found out this place, wow, so much I cannot remember. At some point I thought it was a survey. 

I nicely answer his questions thinking he would be satisfied apparently, he just don't shut up. 

My O/S at that moment was: 

"WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END?" 

Being nice and pretty and confident as usual #laughs, I just had to pretend I am playing with my phone. DRAMATIC ENOUGH, MY PHONE GOT NO BATTERY AT THIS AWKWARD TIMING. 

It was a dodgy small place and Leon is lying facing back on the massage bed. This awkward chiropractor has to start again, without looking at his patient, he just keeps blabbing. 

1. 
"Next time you come, you need to get appointment first......(blah blah blah) or else you will have to wait for hours. Some of my JAPAN, KOREA, SINGAPORE client come form far, without appointment, they kenot get heal loh (blah blah) 

2. 
"I have 2 rooms here, one for boy and one for girl loh. Room 1 is for boy, room 2 is for girl. If got girl customer ah, they go room 2 loh. Then, usually I ask them to wear sarong with another girl here. So they feel safe ma.... (blah blah blah) 

So when you thought he's done, he's actually not. 
Because he REPEATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 
"SO next time when you come, you need appointment loh. BLAH BLAH BLAH" Repeats sentence 2 again. 


BEST PART: 
"You take one of my card later, I give you. But har, you still save my number. Save where you know? Phone? Sometimes phone also not safe. You know why? Cause you save on the phone, sometimes will accidentally deleted away, or your phone might lost. (insert one story of your friend that did the same here) And then you save in the where you know ah? Save in the USB, back up another file on computer. You know why? Cause ah, then won't lose it you know."

Imagine someone repeating all 3 lines over and over for an hour. There are so many times I just feel like telling him

"Are you really working on my bf's back? Can you STFU?" 


But of course, I did not, My toes are at stake. So I swallowed my words. 
And just pretend I can't hear shit, and he continues...........



Signing off, 
I am probably deaf by now, anything, comment below. 



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2 comments:

  1. hope your toe heal soon. I have bunion pain..

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